Woman: See? I’m re­al­ly good at bon­ing.

–Gavroche, 14th & 7th

Over­heard by: the im­ma­ture restau­rant guest

Woman, yelling over to man dur­ing down­pour: How come every man I date ends up get­ting me wet?

–Wa­ter Club, 500 E 30th

Over­heard by: Car­olyn

Burly guy: Dude, can you help me get it up?

–Gold’s Gym, 250 West 54th

Teen: I was so thirsty. Any­thing that went in my mouth, I swal­lowed.

–LIRR

Over­heard by: kay­dot

NYU tren­doid: I need some nuts, like, hard­core.

–Mo­MA

Con­duc­tor: Please let the pas­sen­gers get off be­fore push­ing on the train. Get them off. Get them off. Get them off fast!

–Man­hat­tan bound L train

Over­heard by: Philip

Girl: Ooo! I’ll suck on it with you!

–3rd St & 6th Ave

Over­heard by: con­fused grad stu­dent