Woman #1: I called him and I called him, and he kept let­ting it go to voice mail!
Woman #2: Well, maybe he was­n’t there. Or maybe he just did­n’t want to talk to you.
Woman #1: But, like, it could’ve been Je­sus on the phone! And he was­n’t an­swer­ing!
Woman #2: Uh, Je­sus would­n’t call on a cell phone.

–M15 bus