Girl: Look at that guy. He’s such a los­er. He’s wear­ing a fan­ny pack and he’s cov­er­ing his ears. We’re at a con­cert. What is his deal?
Guy: The on­ly thing that could be worse is if he had a Trap­per Keep­er.

–Rose­land Ball­room, 52nd & Broad­way

Over­heard by: Harp­er