Cus­tomer: Look, see, there’s two scratch­es right there.
Op­ti­cian: Those two? OK, now you’re be­ing picky.
Cus­tomer: Picky?! I’m sor­ry that I set my ex­pec­ta­tions above your abil­i­ty to pro­vide me with scratch-re­sis­tant lens­es with­out scratch­es in them.

–Eyes on the Slope, Park Slope

Over­heard by: Hmm..maybe Lens Crafters