Guy: Look at these new trousers I bought.
Frat guy: Dude!
Guy: You re­al­ly like them?
Frat guy: Dude!
Guy: You can buy them too if you want. I won’t be pissed.
Frat guy: Oh my God, those are the pants I re­turned ’cause I got a stain on the ass.
Guy: Oh, that’s what that was.

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: Delilah