Old­er la­dy: Oh, Dwight, I know! I know!
Old­er gen­tle­man: Yes, and the cos­tumes looked like they were de­signed by ho­mo­sex­u­al chil­dren!
Old­er la­dy: Ha­ha!! Ho­mo­sex­u­al chil­dren!
Old­er gen­tle­man: Not even full-grown ones!

–New York City Op­er­a’s pro­duc­tion of Semele

Over­heard by: bi­sex­u­al opera stu­dent