Lit­tle girl to mom: I don’t feel good.
Mom: Are you ir­reg­u­lar? Con­sti­pat­ed? Do you have di­ar­rhea? Snot? Boogers? Fun­gus? Menopause? Post-par­tum de­pres­sion? Pre-par­tum de­pres­sion?…

Lit­tle girl wan­ders away while mom keeps list­ing ail­ments.

–Nathan’s, Coney Is­land