Tourist: Is this 49th Street? Oh no, I think we’re at Times Square!
–Uptown R Train at Union Square
Overheard by: Limey
Lady on cell: I’m on the corner by the trash can and the lamp.
Man on cell: Wait, I’m on 4th and Broadway…Hey wait, are you me? Who are you?
–4th and Broadway
Guy on cell: Ey! Eeeey! What, like you can’t SEE me? I’m up heeeeh, waving my arms like an ingrate!
–Shea Stadium, upper deck
Overheard by: Infield Fly
Guy on cell: Yeah I’m here in the NYU park. We are gonna talk about feng shui. Not your feng shui, my feng shui.
–washington square park
Overheard by: ak
Guy on cell: I can see a big building, can you see a big building where you are?
–University and 8th Street