Prag­ma­tist: I fig­ure if I don’t get a job in pub­lish­ing, I’ll be­come a video vix­en.

–Dunkin’ Donuts, Dit­mars Blvd, As­to­ria

Over­heard by: Chris­tine

Skank: No way! I am not one of those girls. I am not a video girl…I am a dancer!

–34th & 8th

Over­heard by: Skye

Ditz: Sup­pos­ably [sic], she’s go­ing to be danc­ing in some Be­y­once video. She’s so stu­pid.

–54th St be­tween 9th & 10th

Me­dia schol­ar: Well it’s dif­fer­ent when the girl get­ting fucked in the video is the same age as you. I mean, that’s great when you’re 15.

–20th & 8th