Guy: They’ll be so im­pressed that you’ll eat dog shit with­out them even ask­ing.
Girl: Will they re­al­ly?
Guy: My friends ac­tu­al­ly pitched a show called Amer­i­ca: Who Can Eat the Most Dog Shit?
Girl: What’s that about?
Guy: Um… ba­si­cal­ly what it sounds like.
Girl: Well let them know there’s hu­man in­ter­est for that.

–Flat­iron Dis­trict