Hipster guy: So she said in a few years, she would be ready for children.
Hipster girl: So what did you say to her?
Hipster guy: I told her in a few years, I would be ready for a puppy, or a houseplant. Or maybe a mountain bike.
Hipster girl: That was the wrong answer.

–Astoria bound N train

Overheard by: sillysocialworker