Teen thug: You know, if you put’em on hot they dry faster. On hot the clothes dry faster.
–Kingsland Ave & Jackson Ave., Willamsburg
Overheard by: confabulation nation
Hipster on cell: She thinks the entire world revolves around her. What is she, the sun?
Would-be physicist: Did you ever hear of magnetic repulsion? Because I swear to god that door has an eastern pole or something.
–Walgreens Drugstore, Union Square
Overheard by: kbot
Guy: So, you’ve dissected cats before?
–Lafayette & Centre St
Overheard by: Janelle
Loud chick: So I was looking on the Internet to learn more about our planet and biodiversity and shit, and there’s like five more extinctions supposed to happen! You know, like the dinosaurs and shit!
–Ray’s Pizza, E Houston
Overheard by: just visiting!
Soccer mom: He has had some really hard social studies stuff… Like why the seasons change and the how the earth moves around the sun.
–Warren Fields, Murray & West Side Highway
Overheard by: Soccer Nanny