Girl: Y’­know Catali­na who works up­stairs? The one with the re­al­ly big breasts? When­ev­er it’s a cus­tomer’s birth­day, she pulls her shirt down, at­tach­es match­es to her nip­ples and lights the cake with them while singing, ‘Hap­py Birth­day.’
Guy: Are her nip­ples made of wood or some­thing?
Girl: I don’t know. All I know is when I turn around, they’re on fire!

–Up­town N, 23rd St

Over­heard by: Jat­mos