Barista girl: Here’s your cap­puc­ci­no.
Cus­tomer girl: I asked for a cafe au lait.
Barista girl: No, you said ‘cap­puc­ci­no.‘
Cos­tumer girl: No, I said ‘cafe au lait’
Barista girl: Oh, You’re right. I’m prob­a­bly just out of it.
Barista girl to cowork­er: I’m sor­ry, I’m high.

–Stan­ton & Lud­low

Over­heard by: Aryn