Fat bounc­er #1: Where the fuck is there a bagel store around here?
Fat bounc­er #2: Umm… Bagels are de­li­cious. Hey, maybe they have knish­es. That rhymed!
Fat bounc­er #1: You make no fuck­ing sense.

–The Knit­ting Fac­to­ry

Over­heard by: hjane