Op­tometrist #1: So, I went to his my­space to find out who his baby­mom­ma was, right? And then he calls me and says I have AIDS.
Op­tometrist #2: Wait? AIDS? You mean HIV, right?
Op­tometrist #1: No, AIDS.
Op­tometrist #2: Well, then I get HIV. You can get AIDS, but I want HIV.

–Roo­sevelt Op­tometrists