Mom to son in stroller: Shut up! You want everything! Life isn’t like that!
–Staten Island ferry
Lady, pushing a stroller: My parents always used to say they were going to run away because we were so awful.
Man: Yo, I got to tell my son to start selling weed now!
–56th St, between 5th Ave & 6th Ave
Overheard by: Caroline
Mom: Honey, if I didn’t love you, I wouldn’t keep buying you things.
–Bleecker St & Broadway
Mom hits kid in stroller.
Little kid: Fuck you, you fucking bitch!
–Pizza place, 14th St
Century 21 employee: And there was this Asian lady with her kid on a leash… A leash!
Overheard by: C21shopper
Bimbette, pointing to toddler in stroller: That’s how I met this motherfucker’s father!
–98th St & Broadway
Overheard by: shocked and appalled
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