Build­ing work­er on cell: Like her? No, I don’t like her. I have to like every girl that I bone? Ter­ri­ble? Why is that ter­ri­ble?

–52nd St & 6th Ave

Over­heard by: blat­to

Guy on cell: I’m look­ing for some­one to, ex­cuse my lan­guage, fuck, not just have sex with.

–Man­hat­tan Ave

Over­heard by: Ja­son

Eu­ro­trash: So then I felt bad be­cause he could­n’t guess who I was and so I gave him a hint. I told him I would meet him at six o’­clock at the mo­tel, be­cause you know, that was like our place!

–34th St & 5th Ave

Guy: You sleep with them once and they ex­pect you to bring your tooth­brush and loofa over the next time.

–Tad’s Mon­tana

Over­heard by: Mishen

Girl on cell: Re­mem­ber how I was talk­ing to that guy in Lon­don? Well, he’s com­ing to vis­it for five days. Yeah, it’s gonna be fun. I’ve de­cid­ed, af­ter he leaves, I’m not go­ing to talk to him any­more. What’s the point? It’s not even a re­la­tion­ship, it’s a pseu­do-re­la­tion­ship. You fight and get mad and what for? I’m not mov­ing to Lon­don, he’s not mov­ing to New York. Yeah, so we’ll have fun, and then when he leaves, I just won’t talk to him any­more. How is that shady?

–N train, As­to­ria

Over­heard by: Mis­sPinkKate

Girl: Yeah, I feel like I’m ban­gin’ the whole world!

–Colum­bus Cir­cle sub­way ex­it