Ja­maican girl #1: Well, you know Je­sus Christ?
Ja­maican girl #2: Yeah, I know him.
Ja­maican girl #1: Well, he’s re­al­ly re­al­ly nice, ya know? But not every­one likes him…It’s the same thing with you.
Ja­maican girl #2: Oh, ok. I un­der­stand what you’re say­ing.

–Up­town D train

Over­heard by: El­lieB