His­pan­ic male hos­pi­tal work­er: You know what women hate? When men take for­ev­er and a day to fin­ish. Let’s say the av­er­age woman likes five min­utes of sex, but he keeps go­ing and go­ing and thir­ty min­utes lat­er she’s think­ing, ‘Hey, let’s watch TV.‘
In­di­an vir­gin hos­pi­tal work­er: We on­ly like it for five min­utes?

–Star­bucks, 17th & 1st