Chick: My hus­band and I like to go to tit­ty bars in the city. That’s why we get on so well — he likes girls and I like girls.… So, when you hang out with your bud­dies do you go to tit­ty bars?
Dude: Er, not re­al­ly — maybe once we went.

–Ra­dio City Fash­ion Rocks show

Over­heard by: Lis­ten­ing in the line