Girl #1: My broth­er dri­ves be­tween Alas­ka and Col­orado once a year. It’s a re­al­ly long dri­ve.
Girl #2: Wait… I thought Alas­ka was­n’t con­nect­ed to Amer­i­ca.
Guy: It’s con­nect­ed to Cana­da.
Girl #2: So, there’s like, a bridge?
Guy: No. It’s con­nect­ed to Cana­da.
Girl #2: No, it’s not! It’s an is­land. Cana­da breaks up over there.
Guy: I swear to god, it’s con­nect­ed to Cana­da.
Girl #2: No!

–Cof­fee shop, Mer­cer & 3rd