Home­less man with fake gold teeth: Can you love­ly peo­ple please spare some change, a sand­wich, or some wa­ter?
Woman: Oh my god… It’s Fla­vor Flav!
Home­less man: If that’s go­ing to help me get a sand­wich, then yeah, I am Flaaa­vor Flaaav.

–Down­town 2 train

Over­heard by: Mon­i­ca Lake