Girl #1: Is­n’t that the Princess Bride?
Girl #2: No, that’s Franken­stein.
Girl #3: That’s not Franken­stein, that’s his wife.
Girl #1: Then who’s the Princess Bride?
Girl #2: Is­n’t that the one with the skele­tons?

–Ray’s Piz­za, St. Mark’s & 3rd Ave

Over­heard by: some­one who knows there were no skele­tons in that one