Girl #1: Isn’t that the Princess Bride?
Girl #2: No, that’s Frankenstein.
Girl #3: That’s not Frankenstein, that’s his wife.
Girl #1: Then who’s the Princess Bride?
Girl #2: Isn’t that the one with the skeletons?

–Ray’s Pizza, St. Mark’s & 3rd Ave

Overheard by: someone who knows there were no skeletons in that one