Hick tourist #1: Why don’t we get off at the next stop… Bow Ray? Bow Ray?
Hick tourist #2: Bowery.

–Brooklyn-bound J train, approaching Canal St

Overheard by: there’s no e in tracy

Headline by: Jatmos

Runners-Up:

· “1 child left behind” — Reekuhhhh!

· “And ‘SoHo’ Has a Whole Other Meaning Once You’ve Crossed the Mason-Dixon” — julietaroja

· “From the people who brought you nuc-u-lar” — Krisztina

· “Hicked on Phonics did not work at all” — Darvio Harvo

· “If at first you don’t succeed, try the exact same thing again” — Nathan Logan

· “It’s never too early for a Steve Irwin joke.” — hauptman

· “Same situation, but the passerby would call them “Cletus”” — Julie

· “They should probably take off those white hoods before stepping foot in the poetry club.” — erak

· “Tomato, tomater” — Lennyb

· “That sounds kinda gay, Cletus.” — Rich Anderson

· “Why didn’t we let them secede again?” — Nathaniel

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