Girlfriend: You could just be gay.
Boyfriend: I don’t want to be gay! I just wanna be a woman.

–Houston & Lafayette

Headline by: Paul S

Runners-Up:

· “ ‘Cause surgery is easier than coming out” — Becky

· “Be All You Can’t Be” — Mike D

· “Cant have a man-made pussy and eat it, too” — N. Delwood

· “Career day counselors never know what to expect” — peter

· “It’s all pillow fights and boobies ’til you start PMSing.” — mthy

· “Michael Jackson’s Cosmetic Surgery Consultation Gets Hostile” — kane, okc

· “The long-awaited yet unanticipted answer to ‘Tell me what you want, what you really, really want’ ” — cinekat

· “Transexual does not a homosexual make” — i like men too

· “Vaginas: The Consolation Prize” — sh

· “Your Phantom Limb Will Still Want To Stem The Rose” — elrobinder


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