Health ser­vices as­sis­tant: Can I help you?
20-some­thing male: Yeah, okay. See, so I woke up in a hos­pi­tal this morn­ing, and I have no idea how I got there, and I can’t find my Co­lum­bia ID card and so I can’t get back in the dorm.
Health ser­vices as­sis­tant: Um…
20-some­thing male: My wal­let had every­thing left in it ex­cept my ID card. I asked all over the hos­pi­tal and no one knows where my ID card is. I asked every­where.
Health ser­vices man­ag­er: Which hos­pi­tal? St. Vin­cen­t’s?
20-some­thing male: Yeah, St. Vin­cen­t’s.
Health ser­vices man­ag­er: Do you know who brought you there?
20-some­thing male: No, I have no idea how I got there.
Health ser­vices man­ag­er: Um… So how can I help you?
20-some­thing male: How can I find my ID card?
Health ser­vices man­ag­er: Maybe check with the Lost and Found at the hos­pi­tal, or go to ID ser­vices and see if some­one turned it in.
20-some­thing male: Okay. Thanks. Bye.

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty Ur­gent Care Clin­ic