Woman #1: And so I told him, ‘I love New York, and I’m not com­ing back to Port­land. When you get home, pack up our stuff and come out to New York.‘
Woman #2: Wow. You bet­ter mar­ry that boy.
Woman #1: Well, he’s al­ready mar­ried.
Woman #2: Oh…
Woman #1: It’s okay, I’m in no hur­ry.

–E train