Bim­bette #1: Some peo­ple take road­kill and mount it on their walls.
Bim­bette #2: Some peo­ple eat road­kill, too. They just take it off the street and cook it.
Bim­bette #1: Oh… I don’t know if that’s re­al­ly clean, though.
Bim­bette #2: Well, it on­ly got hit by a car. It did­n’t get, like, what­ev­er. It can’t be that dirty.
Bim­bette #1: Oh, true.

–Dorm el­e­va­tor, 3rd Ave N, NYU

Over­heard by: freck­les