Heinous­ly-dressed chick on cell: I wish I could see you to­day! I’m wear­ing a re­al­ly cool out­fit!

–Wash­ing­ton Square Park

Over­heard by: fash­ion­bly com­pe­tent

Ghet­to chick: I hate skin­ny jeans. Them shits be mad tight!

–H&M, 125th St

Over­heard by: Al­i­son R.

Girl: Okay, those might be Givenchy, but she to­tal­ly bought them at DSW.

–Hous­ton & Broad­way

Sales­per­son: The trousers are un­fin­ished so you have to go to a tai­lor when you get home and have them fit­ted. Are there any tai­lors where you come from?

–Ma­cy’s

Over­heard by: Oth­er suit-buy­ing tourist

Two UES ladies pass­ing by a child laugh­ing at her re­flec­tion in up­scale shoe store win­dow: That ba­by has a head start — she al­ready likes stilet­tos.

–79th & Lex

Over­heard by: B.B.

Girl to guy: You should just wear nude leg­gings!

–1 train

Over­heard by:

Girl on cell: Those are the gayest jeans I’ve ever seen. As long as you wear them, you will al­ways be gay. Con­grat­u­la­tions.

–H&M, So­Ho