Little boy to mom: I didn’t know that sometimes alarm clocks don’t work. This conversation is over now. We are not discussing it anymore.
–F train, Park Slope
Thug: Don’t whiz on the electric fence!
–D train, Fordham Rd station
Overheard by: Jess McGins
Guy shouting at motorcyclist revving engine: It’s a fucking Yamaha! It’s only a fucking Yamaha!
–St. Marks & 2nd Ave
Overheard by: shadday
Ghetto chick: Dwayne stole that iPod, anyway. He should have given it to me for free!
–14th St station
Overheard by: am I missing an ipod?
Guy: It’d take a big-ass blowtorch to circumcise a robot.
–Waverly Pl & Greene St