Sassy lady: Honey, she so lazy… She too lazy to fart, she so lazy!
–Celebrity Jeopardy taping, Radio City Music Hall
Overheard by: Lady Sean Connery Wannabe
Man holding ‘Hungry Jew’ sign: Hey, ladies, need a boy-toy? I just farted.
Ghetto Asian teen: Nigga, my farts smell like daisies.
–68th & 1st
Class act: Damn! I got gas like a mo-fo, and this cough ain’t helping.
–Escalator, 59th St subway station
Five-year-old girl to father: Ha, ha! I farted on you!
–Mount Sinai Hospital
Overheard by: Steve