Thug #1: What is that?
Thug #2 with safe-sex gift bag: One of them den­tal dams.
Thug #3: What’s it taste like?
Thug #2, lick­ing it: Mmm.
Thug #3 takes it, licks it: Mmm.
Thug #1: I swear, I need to leave you in the ghet­to. Damn, can’t even take you nig­gas out to eat!

–Up­town 1 train

Over­heard by: Can’t help you there