Chick #1: I did­n’t get in­to any of the col­leges on the east coast I ap­plied to. I’m so bummed.
Chick #2: But you got in­to Mi­a­mi — that’s pret­ty cool.
Chick #1: But that’s not on the east coast. I’m go­ing to have to get a pass­port and some crazy shots to go there.

–W 10th & Bleeck­er