Naked woman #1: Why are you star­ing at me?
Naked woman #2: I’m not star­ing. It’s a pub­lic place, I’m not in­vad­ing your space.
Naked woman #1: I don’t care if you in­vade my space, I just don’t want to be suck­ing on your nanas.

–Lock­er room, NYSC, Mid­town