Long Is­land law stu­dent #1: She is such a B‑and‑T troll dyke.
Long Is­land law stu­dent #2: Dude, she com­mutes from the city to Long Is­land. That does­n’t make her a B‑and‑T any­thing.
Long Is­land law stu­dent #1: Fine. Then she’s a re­verse B‑and‑T troll dyke.

–LIRR