Man looking at the Metronome clock: I think that’s the national deficit.
Employee: Shit, I don’t have no pennies. Tell Dunkin’ Donuts they owe you nine cents!
–Dunkin’ Donuts, Graham Ave
Girl: Non-profit groups are, like, so non-lucrative!
Overheard by: Pants
Spastic kid: All I have to my name is a cigarette and two Sacagawea coins!
Overheard by: Jess Cohennnnn
JAP on cell: I had a nightmare last night that Mom canceled my credit card statement… I know! It was the worst — like, I woke up sweating!
Overheard by: glamourcharm
Chick: ‘Insufficient fare’?! What does that mean?
–7th Ave subway station