Chick #1 look­ing at life-like dil­do that ac­tu­al­ly cums: I won­der what it cums.
Chick #2: If it were me, I would put in vanil­la milk­shake.
Chick #1: Oh my god! How amaz­ing would it be if guys came vanil­la milk­shakes?! I would be on my knees all day long!
Chick #2: Yeah, to­tal­ly… What a cru­el joke that most of them taste like steam­rolled, year-old sushi.

–The Pink Pussy­cat

Over­heard by: Sharon Sloan