Col­lege guy #1: You know, the first five or six times a day it’s easy to just rub one out, but at, like, sev­en or eight you got­ta start get­ting in­ven­tive.
Col­lege guy #2: Ha, ha — yeah, man.
Col­lege girl: …What?
Col­lege guy #1: I mean, that’s when you got­ta pull out the beas­t­ial­i­ty and shit to get it done.
Col­lege guy #2: Ha, ha — yeah, man.
Col­lege girl: Oh my god, I’m go­ing to need ther­a­py. Can you stop speak­ing?

–Broad­way near NYU

Over­heard by: wor­ried that they are our fu­ture