Nurse #1: I know, I still can’t be­lieve she signed that name on the birth cer­tifi­cate.
Doc­tor: What name?
Nurse #2: When Dr. Smith* de­liv­ered the af­ter­birth, this mom said, ‘Oh my god, what is that?’ and Dr. Smith said, ‘That’s the pla­cen­ta.‘
Nurse #1: Yeah, and then the freakin’ id­iot says, ‘That’s the most beau­ti­ful name I ever heard! I’m gonna name my ba­by Pla­cen­ta.‘
Doc­tor: No, don’t tell me–
Nurse #2: Yep.
Doc­tor: I’m sor­ry I asked.

–Hos­pi­tal cafe­te­ria

Over­heard by: 2nd time gram­ma