Teacher: So in Chris­tian­i­ty, if you’re good, what do you get when you die?
Ghet­to girl #1: Mon­ey?
Teacher: No.
Ghet­to girl #2: You get to go to heav­en.
Teacher: Yes!
Ghet­to girl #1: What? Is that a true sto­ry?
Ghet­to girl #2: No, Tashan­da,* that’s re­li­gion.

–New De­sign High School

Over­heard by: god