Hot chick walks by in Yan­kees sweat­shirt.

Guy to friend: Dude. Dude, that girl is hot as fuck. I would hit that so hard.
Mets fan near­by: Ouch. Sucks she’s a Yan­kees fan.
Guy: What? Who the hell cares? She could have a fuck­ing pe­nis, and I’d still hit that shit up, down, left, right, and di­ag­o­nal­ly.
Mets fan: That’s kin­da gay.

–Times Square