Co­lum­bia chick: … And what I’m re­al­ly in­ter­est­ed in study­ing is how com­put­ers are for us what slaves were to 19th cen­tu­ry slave­hold­ers.
Co­lum­bia dude: That’s very in­ter­est­ing.
Co­lum­bia chick: I mean, the way we treat them like com­modi­ties…

–Co­lum­bia Uni­ver­si­ty