Drunk chick: Let me tell you a quote from Plu­to.
Drunk dude: From Plu­to?
Drunk chick: Yes.
Drunk dude: Mick­ey Mouse’s dog?
Drunk chick: The Greek philoso­pher!
Drunk dude: That’s Pla­to!

–Bar, 3rd Ave & 63rd St

Over­heard by: All2Often