Chick: I re­al­ly have a thing for my TA. I think he’s in­to me. Like, he’s giv­ing off all these signs.
Dude: You should to­tal­ly go up to him and ask if you can see his wood.
Chick: You know, I’ve done some­thing like that be­fore.

–NYU Route B bus

Over­heard by: crackin’ up