Suit, af­ter school bus dri­ves by: Holy shit. [Di­als bus dis­patch­er on cell] Um, I just saw bus num­ber 339* dri­ve by, and it has a two-foot rub­ber pe­nis hang­ing from the back of it… A rub­ber pe­nis… P‑E-N-I‑S!

–At­lantic & Penn­syl­va­nia, Brook­lyn

Over­heard by: that’s my dad