Moth­er to friend: So, I had a hot flash the oth­er day, and I was like, ‘Oh my god! Am I go­ing through menopause?’ and–
Son: –Mom! What does ‘menopause’ mean? [Moth­er ig­nores him.] If you don’t tell me, I’ll yell it in pub­lic un­til you do!

–Star­bucks