Young black guy #1: Be­ing a lawyer is a no-brain job. They don’t have to know noth­ing about noth­ing. Just stand there.
Young black guy #2: Yeah, but I’d like to be a lawyer. I don’t want to go to court or noth­ing, just have the ti­tle.
Young black guy #1: Most lawyers are worse than the crim­i­nals they de­fend.
Young black guy #2: So, what’s hap­pen­ing with your case?
Young black guy #1: It’s get­ting dis­missed, or I’m plead­ing guilty or some­thing.
Young black guy #2: Yeah?
Young black guy #1: God rest John­nie Cochran’s soul.

–Food Court, Con­course Plaza, Bronx

Over­heard by: Lawyer