Guy #1 holding porn DVD: I would so love to fuck a girl that was into DP.
Guy #2: Yeah, me too, but ball touching is so gay, and I’m trying to recover from the cock.

Headline by: Will

Runners-Up:

· “Because hot cock requires cold turkey” — Greg Costello

· “He also just had laser surgery for his masturbatory blindness” — remark

· “I know dad, i know.” — nick

· “I think there’s a 12 inch program for that.” — nick

· “Rectum? That rooster nearly killed ‘im!” — Dalton

· “Step One: Stop going to the porn shop with your “buddy”” — DanaLishs


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