Daughter: But mom, I don’t like the chicken.
Mother: Sorry, honey, not everything can be McDonald’s.

Headline by: Snowy in Seattle


· “Hates the chicken, but loves the cock” — Humberto

· “Hookers on “Take Your Daughter to Work Day”” — Krisztina

· “Just give George Bush one more term…” — Noh

· “M.A.F.D.- Mothers Against Fat Daughters” — L Friz

· “McDonlads is the only thing that doesn’t taste like chicken” — Babakganoosh

· “So shut up and eat the rest of your Meow Mix” — remark

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